I am the Official TOTUS, the Telepromter of the United States. It is my job to help POTUS by telling him what to say so that he can keep that reputation for superb oratory. But every once in awhile, I play tricks on him. You know that mixing up of his speech with the Irish Prime Minister's on St. Patrick's Day? And his references to former President Reagan? That was me.
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